The results* of the 6th Daily Universe Caption Contest:
Well, thanks to the overseeing eye of the BYU administration, we actually had to eliminate a few of the already low supply of caption contest entries due to the recent resurgence of administrative censorship.
Here's the original winner before it was axed by the "thought police":
"Oh, doom, did Elder Christofferson just say 'social justice'?" - Parker Brown, Eagar, Ariz.
Here are the ones that were fit to print:
First place:"Yeah, my HDTV stays on the Fox News channel." - Kyle Pulsipher, Mesquite, Nev.
Second place:"I hope Brother Reid is watching." - Doug Vanderwerken, Scotia, N.Y.