The results* of the 5th Daily Universe Caption Contest:First place:"Where'd all my fans go?" - Benjamin Hayford, Vancouver, Wash.
"I would have got here sooner, but that darn Constitution slowed me down." - Rodney Vessels, Redding, Conn.
"I wonder if fulfilling a campaign promise counts as a pre-existing condition..." - Austin Miller, Katy, Texas
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