The results* of the 3rd Daily Universe Caption Contest:
First Place:"I'm telling you, if they had let me call the Vancouver 1st Ward, they could have had three times the amount of volunteers and 10 times the green Jell-O!" - Austin Miller, Katy, Texas
“This proves global warming just as surely as my nametag says Gore.” - Josh Lutes, Riverside, Calif.
"Who's running these games anyway? Barack?!" - Christopher Erickson, Wilton, Conn.